We hear the familiar sound of keyboard keys clicking...
Then you do it doo-hike.
(in the distance)
I think I found it.
INT - THE LONE GUNMEN OFFICE - DAY
We see LANGLEY and FROHIKE crowded around the computer with ACCESS DENIED on the screen flashing at them in bright red text color. Byers is approaching them with a piece of paper in his hands. He stops next to Frohike who grabs the piece of paper away from him and pushes Langley out of the seat.
Too fricken amazing.
(to Langley and Byers)
Hey, hey... look at all the
transactions he's made.
(points to screen)
He's got some big deposits.
(out of nowhere)
Hong Kong, Tunisia, Paris,
Moscow, London, Singapore ...
geez this guy gets around!
How much do we need out?
(holding up Krycek's credit card)
... and the expiration date?
BINGO! All charges are accepted!
Our tickets should be here in
INT - AIRPLANE - ONE WEEK LATER
California. We're gonna
check out some hotties...
we're going on a cruise.
EXT - CALIFORNIA PIER - DAY
CAMERA ANGLE BEHIND...
Mulder, Frohike, Langely and Byers.
Mulder is still dressed in his work suit and goofy tie, Byers has white tennis shoes and socks, tan khaki shorts and a Hawaiian t-shirt. Frohike is wearing flower printed neon pink pants with a yellow t-shirt. Langely is a bit more normal in jeans and a Dogstar (Keanu Reeves' band) t-shirt...
WE PAN UP FROM BEHIND THIS SILLY VIEW and see Krycek, Marita, Scully and Skinner, about 20 feet ahead of them.
Krycek is wearing Khaki shorts with Hawaiian blue background with orange flower prints on it and sexy sunglasses. Marita is wearing a white casual dress that is not at all skimpy, her hair is in a ponytail. Skinner is in the mood for the tropics and is wearing a white tank top with a Hawaiian print button up shirt that he hasn't buttoned up and it is flowing in the wind, and a baseball cap, he is smiling with his arm around Scully, she is wearing a one piece bright green swim suit with a black background red flower wrap around skirt (long).
Mulder looks at them and then at the Lone Gunmen and feels out of place, out of the corner of his eye he notices a small souvenir shop and he walks over and buys a "Hawaii or Bust" t-shirt... and puts it on over his nice suit.
INT - CRUISE BOAT - HALLWAY - A DECK
The Lone Gunmen go off to their own room (they seem very excited about the whole cruise boat thing, their silly chatter blending in together), Scully and Marita go to their room and Mulder, Krycek and Skinner go to theirs (they are roommates). Everyone is pretty excited.
EXT - POOL - DAY
SPLASH!!!! Water is everywhere as Mulder and Langley battle out who can make the largest cannonball splash from the diving board, other kids on the cruise join them... it looks silly.
(to Mulder, very pissed)
Ok (takes off glasses)
that's it! (strips off his
tight wet shirt)
With this boyish play going on, Skinner, the grownup appears, not wearing any sunscreen or sunglasses. Scully noticing this...
INT - DINING ROOM - NIGHT
A live pianist is playing "I Will Always Love You", recognizing the song, Mulder turns to Krycek:
10 MINUTES LATER
Mulder and Byers return to the dining room, it is dark and seems to be empty.
I think there is a
light switch over here.
They all sing "Happy Birthday" to him and he blows out the candles. From all the laughing and talking we
FROHIKE'S FACE. WE PAN BACK to reveal a bright green pink polka dotten dinosaur tube around Frohike's waist, we PAN FURTHER BACK to reveal yellow flippers on Frohike's feet. A serious Frohike wades into the POOL. SUDDENLY a light from above is turned on, scared out of his swim trunks, Frohike remains still, not moving like a scared hamster there are camera flashes and laughter coming from Krycek. Krycek is surrounded by everyone that was in the dining room, they are all laughint at him.
They you'll be
sleeping alone tonight.
The CAMERA PANS OVER to reveal MAGAZINE GIRL #1 AND MAGAZINE GIRL #2, looking as ditzy as can be.