Title: The Website
Author: Cassie
Summary: Scully finds out that Mulder and Krycek have been making a website of their own.
Author's Note: The website Mulder and Krycek are making really exists! You can access the site at this URL: https://www.angelfire.com/ks2/foxandrat/index.html. Drop by the message board and leave a message for Mulder and Krycek! :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Mulder, Krycek, or Scully. They belong to Chris Carter, Ten-Thirteen Productions and 20th Century Fox.
INT - MULDER/KRYCEK/SCULLY'S APT - NOON
Mulder and Krycek are sitting at the coffee table playing a game of Battleship, things don't look like they are going well for Krycek.
MULDER Krycek's face tenses up with frustration.
(confident)
F. Three.
KRYCEK Mulder smirks at Krycek.
(sad)
You sunk my battleship.
MULDER Krycek looks at him expectantly, then cocks his eyebrow.
Wondering how I got so good?
MULDER Mulder's expression turns to shocked horror.
My new computer has the game
on it. When Scully thinks I'm working,
I'm actually playing against the computer.KRYCEK
It's a game of luck, you idiot.
Not talent.MULDER
If that's true, then
how do you explain my
improvement?KRYCEK
(lying, smart ass)
I let you win.
MULDER Scully walks into the living room, from the kitchen she's wearing an apron.
Liar!
SCULLY Mulder pouts, he's mad.
(curious)
Who's a liar?KRYCEK
All I did was tell him
that I thought you are
pretty in an apron... and
he called me a liar.
MULDER Mulder walks over to the bookshelf.
(raising voice)
That's not true!SCULLY
Ah... I'm not sure, Mulder.
You're getting defensive, and
raising your voice.
MULDER Mulder sits down in front of his computer and opens up an HTML 4 For Dummies Quick Reference book. and gets online.
Think what you like. I've
got better things to do than
listen to you complain about me.
SCULLY Mulder continues to ignore her and types in the site URL for Angelfire. He logs in. Krycek comes over along with Scully to look over his shoulder.
(sweet & innocent)
Whatcha doin' Mulder?
KRYCEK Mulder nods his head in agreement.
Hey! That's the random book
of the month that we bought
a long time ago!SCULLY
Random book of the month?KRYCEK
Yeah, we figured that we'd
be more cerebral if we bought
one book each month, chosen randomly
and read it -MULDER
- it just so happened that we
got this one, and one way to
expand our minds was to learn HTML.
So for this past year now, me and Krycek
have been working on a site.SCULLY
(correcting him)
Krycek and I. (beat)
A site about what?KRYCEK
Us.
SCULLY Without hesitating, Mulder types the URL to their site. https://www.angelfire.com/ks2/foxandrat/index.html.
What did you put on this site?KRYCEK
(fast to answer)
Our sexy pictures.MULDER
Pictures of our friends (beat)
even you Scully.SCULLY
Can I see this site?MULDER
Sure!
KRYCEK Scully giggles then the front page of the site appears.
(proud)
We call it... "Fox and Alex
Build A Website".
SCULLY They smile proudly.
(stops giggling)
Oh... it looks so serious.MULDER
It's not quite done yet, but
we should finish today.KRYCEK
We're going to put up
pictures of our badges -MULDER
- So the site looks more important.
SCULLY Scully snort laughs.
Have you shown anyone
else the site?KRYCEK
We haven't, the weird thing
is people have signed our guestbook.MULDER
We're popular with the ladies.
SCULLY Scully shakes her head at them, she looks thoughtful.
You've got to be kidding me...
why would they find you guys attractive?KRYCEK
(arrogant)
My emerald green eyes.MULDER
(arrogant)
My hair.
SCULLY Scully winks at Krycek and then leaves the room to go finish making lunch.
(decisive)
They're right about your eyes.
MULDER There's no answer.
(yelling after her)
What about my hair?!
KRYCEK Mulder throws crumpled paper at Krycek.
(bashful suck up)
I like your hair.
MULDER Krycek pulls up a chair next to Mulder.
Cut it out!
KRYCEK Mulder perks up in his chair.
(child-like)
Wanna go play on Goofy Spooky?
MULDER They look around the room suspiciously, to check and make sure that Scully isn't there, so they click on "Goofy Spooky Message Board", and start typing like mad men. First Mulder at the keyboard and then Krycek, chatting with each other on their own message board.
Yes!
KRYCEK PANNING BACKWARDS from behind them typing on the computer, and into the kitchen, to reveal, Scully watching them just about to erupt with hysterical laughter. Then Scully exits the kitchen through Krycek's apartment area and goes to log onto her computer, she proceeds to interrupt their game on Goofy Spooky. Mulder and Krycek in Mulder's living room refresh the page and realize that they didn't impersonate Scully posting on their board... the word is out... before they know it, everyone will find their little corner on the World Wide Web.
This is so cool man!MULDER
Wanna play "Catch me if you
can in a thread"?KRYCEK
Yes! I won last time!
FADE OUT:
THE END.
If you would like to chat with "Mulder" and "Krycek", follow this link to "Fox & Alex Build A Website", click on "Goofy Spooky Message Board" and start your posting!!